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lana head pat

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Here we see an interaction between a givus headpatus presumably named lincoln and a goodo girlicus.
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(lincoln and lana are at a bank)

lincoln ; lana , you've probably wondered from time to time how on earth i pay for all my shenanigans , well i'm gonna show ya (pulls out a bowie knife) THIS IS A ROBBERY , EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

(everybody except lana crouchs down)

lincoln : IF THIS BITCH MOVES (hands lana a bowie knife) STAB HIM IN THE HEAD

lana : lincoln , i don't wanna do this

lincoln ; YA HAVE TO , NEXT WEEK , WE'RE BUYIN' A YACHT (busts the window open with the handle of his knife)

lana : lincoln

lincoln ; THERE'S NO TIME TO ARGUE (begins taking bags of money out from behind the counter) WE GOT 150 2ND BEFORE THE POLICE RESPOND TO THE SILENT ALARM (puts a bag on the floor) AND CHECK THOSE BAGS FOR DYE PACKS (puts the rest of the bags on the floor) WHO'S THE MANAGER HERE

guy : uh , i am

(lana stabs the guy and begins crying)

lincoln : WHAT ARE YOU DOING

lana : YOU SAID IF HE MOVES , STAB HIM

lincoln ; HE'S THE ONLY 1 WITH THE COMBINATION TO THE SAFE , IT'S BLOWN , IT'S BLOWN , THIS WHOLE OPERATION IS BLOWN , I'LL GET THE CAR , KILL EVERY1 ELSE